You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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