quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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