Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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