I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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