lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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