Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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