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  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:05pm

    I'm pretty sure by you bringing it up, you are that second grader.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:39pm

    Ur not good now LOSER. What makes u think u will ever be any good?

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:19pm

    Ur not gold now LOSER. What makes u think u will be good ever.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:27 everyone know twinkies expire the guy saying they don't is talking about an episode of family guy.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:27pm

    First 7:24 , yes your bf can cum inside you without condom and not get preggo..

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:49pm

    What the fuck is lamep? You must be from da town..

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    I've had one posted in the summer, it's legit

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:04pm

    Finally someone didn't say "First" like a 7th grader!

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:20pm

    I wish we were no longer censored... Fucking tfln.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:02pm

    My favorite thing to do is poop while reading these/ like right now...

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:18am

    I last for a cpl mins in bed b4 I bust but I can go more then once ;) that's good still right?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:27pm

    Twinkies DO expire!!! I opened one that was in my pantry for over a year and on the bottom where the cream oozes was mold!!! Green mold!!! Like the kind you see on bread. So I always check the expiration date on TWINKIES!!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:49pm

    god I wish my area code was more interesting lol

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:33pm

    omg if your texts haven't been posted, maybe they're not funny startling concept

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:00am

    4:26 you fail, I'm black.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    You hope you don't spoil before the 10th of January?? I don't get it.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:26pm

    Make perfect sense. Morons. I think the reason they make u say ur seventeen is so that u can be sure to understand the content of this site. Obviusly maturity goes with that..

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:59am

    8:55 that's terrible. You see, that's why it didnt make it

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:48am

    What is with all you racist ass-clowns..?! The bay is all love baby!!!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:19pm

    They're talking about new years resolution. They hope they can even make it to the 10th

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:12pm

    The text screeners need to stop smoking pot on the job. They think everything is funny.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:05pm

    Twinkies are expired right whhen they're made

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:04pm

    Oh man! I'm poopin too!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:02pm

    Very clever! I feel the same abt myself... :(

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:36pm

    9:30 eat shit you racist fuck do the world a favor hang your ignorant ass from the highest tree you can find douchebag.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    TFLN doesn't fail to disappoint.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:10pm

    omg I'm poopin as well! I love reading these on my palm pre while I sit on my throne

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    I've sent in some really good ones tho, and I'm all for them choosing the best of the best, but look at some of the shit that's on here, no way it's the best of the ones sent in that day/night

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:36pm

    11:31 we all know you wouldn't say that to a black guys face your a sissy at least most black guys I know are real men and not little bitches like you.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    I'm startin to think this site is fake, I've put plenty of great text and none of them make it.. I think they have ppl that sit and make this shit up.. Has anyone of you or someone you know posted something that made it on here?

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:26pm

    In soviet russia gallon milk you... go fuck urself soviet russia guy

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:19pm

    U people are f-ing stupid. It means that he is getting shitfaced, or it involves his/her new years resolution

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:57pm

    Jan 10th my birthday

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:14am

    Fuck Obama. "I'm going to pull the troops out." "I'm send 36,000 more." "I'm a dip shit and can't make up my mind."

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:15pm

    I've gotten one posted. And plenty on twi. So if you can't get them posted here. Go to twi. Simple as that... Bitch

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:55pm

    this is stupid since they post funny texts that get sent in im just gonna start putting them on here. "she's mad at me I guess a big heart doesn't make up for a small dick"

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:39am

    yea 12:18 u just gotta be persistent

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05am

    10:28, you sound like you're a foreigner. Just so you know, NONE of us Americans GIVE A FUCK what you think.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:29am

    You're trying too hard

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:19am

    Wait, how did some of you not get this? You are a dumb. You're a dumb. You are the dumb. You're THE dumb.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:40am

    Just because it's not dirty, you fucks think this is stupid? To me- cheap laughs, quick giggles. That's what this site is about.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    8:55 that wassnt funny

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:08pm

    Very strang I am also on my tolite. And blacks are very ignorant and selfish. But they spend very stupid so it helps the econmy. So thanks Blake

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:09pm

    i dont get this at all, any one who does?

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:40pm

    That's my b day too!!!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:39pm

    Wow I'm a big fan of tfln and all my friends know it so u can see why I'm frustrated and confused when I say this was an original quote from my facebook page the other day. One of my status updates from work. People are weird and quite unoriginal. It's sad to say but one of my "friends" had to have posted this "text". So either it was for me or just to see if it could pass. Stuuuupiiiid. It's from Fremont.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:13am

    this is fucking stupid

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:32pm

    i know someone who's text has been posted, have faith

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:44am

    11:12 you mean they need to start smoking pot..

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:42am

    Only in the eastbay land of the niggs

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:30pm

    I know it wasn't funny just trying to explain how lame this shit is getting

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:24pm

    I love how it always ends up being a fight about race and ignorance. Fucking lame. 510!!!!!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:26am

    Wow yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that black people don't waste their time on this site cuz if they saw all the racism, they would raise hell. It's just fucking frat douches and skanks. I quit this site.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:24pm

    Question: if I'm on the pill can my boyfriend cum inside me without risk of pregnant? Should he still wear a condom?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:13pm

    Its called OP is hoping that they will behave and be on the nice/good list until Jan 10th same has their milk. ie OP is hoping to not be put on the naughty list for New Years events etc . Not that hard people

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:31pm

    5:30, I've had 4 real texts make it on this site.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:28pm

    what the fuck is with all the racism?! you have a black president now and he's the best one you've had for a long time! dumb fuckin americans!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:44am

    Hehe I'm the 269th person to thumbs up this txt. All worth the waste of time that is this site. Wh, it's witty. Kinda haha but if you're one of those idiots who didn't get it right away...well, you're a ruh-tard.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:29pm

    you people are so fucking demented and pathetic @724 you're obviously some sick fuck, 40 year old go kill yourself

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:35pm

    808, how do you call someone ignorant or stupid when you spell black, Blake?? White trash asshole

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:42pm

    Fremont is lame that's why...

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:42pm

    So which is it 819? You smart fuck. I don't get it a all. NOT FUNNY

  • 26 36
    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 20, 11 at 2:17pm

    Wow, some of you fucktards didn't get this? It's quite genius. Just because it's not dirty, you can't laugh? Idiots.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:15pm

    I agree the quality of the texts have been severely declining lately, very few anymore are that funny

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:32pm

    7:24 it is possible to still get pregnant just not likely

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:43am

    THIS TEXT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENCE BROOSKI

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:25am

    Fuck all who say fremont is lame. I will fuck all of your mothers while your fathers watch.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:28pm

    New years is what we call amature hour for the people who can't handle their alcohol learn to maintain.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:36pm

    The naughty list for New Year's events? You're totally talking out of your ass and the OP doesn't make any goddamn sense and can eat a dick.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    11:31 gets mouth raped by black dudes this is just his way of taking out his frustration.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:04pm

    5:30 no I haven't and I'm pretty sure the mods post on the site their the ones defending their stupid choices and saying their posts make it all the time

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:57am

    Oh. Ok. By the way, your statement is ignorant. There are gangs everywhere. Also, love.

  • 36 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    10:13 what are you talking about it's a play on words the milk says good through the tenth he's hoping he's good for new years a time notorious for for doin dumb shit.

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:46am

    Ugh!! Fiveoneohhhyess.. Cute text.