I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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