covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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