Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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