Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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