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  • 90 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:07am

    No, you don't. That's fucking hilarious!

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:07am

    People who don't play with their food are missing a lot -Dogbert

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:09am

    I mean, I would do that.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:01pm

    I talk to my food all the time. Ur crazy if u DONT TALK to ur food!

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:49pm

    Obviously we have some people among us with no sense of humor. That was funny

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:57pm

    That was hilarious. And it actuality sounds like a real tfln..unlike most of the shizz dat is been polluting this site.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:44am

    Only if it answered you.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by natmh18 on Sep 20, 10 at 7:07pm

    Love it!

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    This looks like a similiar text I sent-.after I found out I was prego I looked at my bottle of captain and declared i'd see him in 9 months!

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:59am

    This shit's funny. I don't care what the the rest of you all say

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:03pm

    Not really that funny.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:59pm

    Hahaha it's kind of funny

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:49am

    this isnt remotely funny... its stupid, how do they approve some of this bullshit

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:26am

    Ah, can't wait for the seasonal tflns.

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:39am

    i lovvvveeee this. bahahahaha

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:21am

    That's not even like, a little weird.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    Hell yes you have issues

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:00am

    I said the same thing to the pumpkin pie last night.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:16pm

    Why would this get posted?

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:57am

    Seriously? This made it? This is STUPID!!

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:46am

    Oh yeah dude you have issues!!! Your so crazy!!! I mean seriously people, the OP talked to a dead turkey and said he was gonna eat it!!! I bet in the mornings you say to your breakfast "im gonna eat you!!!" that would be even crazier!!! Ok.. For real though the only thing that makes you crazy is that you thought this was remotelyfunny enough to post on here.