Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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