so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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