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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:54am

    I still love being the guy with the 8" cock. But here's a tip, learn to eat pussy very well, then eat her out BEFORE you whip your dick out. Love, the guy with the 8" cock who knows how to eat pussy.

  • 91 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:28pm

    I feel bad for the one guy who thumbed you down, 10:54. All guys should know how to eat pussy!

  • 88 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:23am

    haha how would you even feel it if you were to have sex?

  • 91 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:47am

    Nothing wrong with a small dick if the guy knows how to work his hands and mouth. But guys with a large dick tend to act like one and think they don't need to do any other work. And he thinks he's among their ranks...

  • 89 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:10pm

    That's almost like the time I had a small penis

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:46pm

    Saying that all Asians are small is a terrible stereotype. Most are about average sized. There are plenty of white guys with tiny dicks.

  • 86 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:14pm

    My friend definitely has a big dick and he definitely knows how to use it.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:36am

    Clearly he'd been homeschooled

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:13pm

    must have been my ex bf...

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:22pm

    I've seen a dick that small... But he knew what he was doing. The sex was definitely great. He could eat pussy like no body's business... But yes, it was hard to not laugh at his dick when he whipped it out, or told me to choke on it... hahahahahaha How do you fake gagging on a dick?

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:35am

    it can also be called an index finger.

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:34pm

    5:50 Wow. Insecure much? And if you are the op, why the fuck would you brag about your big dick before its hard? Fucking douche, do you even know how to control it?

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:12pm

    Definitely wasn't black

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:27pm

    Was it like a acorn?

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:44am

    Any man can and should learn to use their dick properly. But any man who claims to have a big dick and can't back it up with an actual big dick is pretty damn useless.

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:15am

    i saw one that small.......not sexy

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:02am

    I wish I had a big penis.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:37pm

    10.54am Bailey is that you?

  • 65 62
    Submitted by AZ23 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:34pm

    Ahha ohh portland oregon

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:55pm

    hahahahaha i had the same problem. the guy i was wit thought he had a big dick. lol it was so small. wen we had sex i dint hardly even feel it. no joke. idk if im still a virgin or not. lol hahahahaha he asked me if i thought he was bigger then some of the other ones iv seen. lol totally not. but i didnt tell him that. lol

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:50am

    It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:32am

    what else is it called?

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:43pm

    wikipedia micropenis its lol

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:32pm

    503 this is not FML, I am pretty sure that this website is texts from last night..

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:35pm

    Well, if you think about it, he was actually spot-on. She even confirmed it. She really HADN'T seen a dick "that big" before.

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:04am

    10:47 Nice generalization, but what about those of us who are large and know how to use it?

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:23am

    Maybe he mistakened his dick for someone elses

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:46pm

    the last thing a small dick needs is to call attention to it.

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:26pm

    hey ladies how do you feel about 7" of man, that knows what is up.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:34pm

    Don't know about what the average really is for Asians. Only one I was with was bigger than the average I've had, not the biggest, but definitely big.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:40am

    you're gonna get your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:14pm

    Niggas don't have big dicks by default.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:45pm

    A guy went to my highschool with a similar problem..after seeing his junk I went around school giving a thumbs up whenever I spoke of him, now the whole town knows it. It was literally the size of my thumb.

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:47am

    He must have been Asian.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16am

    There's a really hot girl at my school who's dating some guy named jack. i sincerely hope this is her text.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm

    Your an embarassment to the name Jack.

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    Its okay 1228, I (10:54) was busy making a girl squirt, I doubt he even knows what that means. Who wants to next? ;)

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:26pm

    5:14- I can vouch for this. I've only been with a black guy once, but he had the smallest dick I've ever seen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:24am

    who the fuck says pointer finger?

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:47pm

    I was there... it was a bunch of C and D squad members who wouldn't know nine inches of pleasure if it slapped them in the face, which it will, sometime in the next five minutes...

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:12pm

    Average is lower BECAUSE of the Asian population. Used to be 6 and a half inches now it's down 5 and a half.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:11pm

    11:47 Oh god that's so mean but I laughed so hard

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:50pm

    Oh and also anyone dumb enough to judge a penis soft doesn't know the first thing about manhood... and as I said that night, Daddy putting it inside you at a young age don't mean you know about manhood... For instance I thought that plastic basketball hoop was huge when I was 10, but now I don't even need to jump to dunk on it. Get it?

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:58pm

    1:37 You can call me Bailey if you bend over to the front and touch your toes. ;)