go do what you do best...puke behind churches
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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