i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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