he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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