So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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