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  • Submitted by itouchyourmother on Oct 12, 10 at 10:30am

    Sausage and eggs?

  • 99 94
    Submitted by rbrandos on Oct 12, 10 at 10:56am

    How come the woman wasn't making breakfast?

  • 80 70
    Submitted by ur_a_towel on Oct 12, 10 at 2:06pm

    now lets see him fry bacon like that

  • 75 66
    Submitted by webghost on Oct 12, 10 at 1:22pm

    What happened next?

  • 67 61
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 12, 10 at 4:19pm

    Calm down this could be his roommate!

  • 59 49
    Submitted by ajvbbyy on Oct 14, 10 at 8:40pm

    wow, you soooooo shouldve used at least two commas. hahah. i to read this like 7 times

  • 59 62
    Submitted by remodelsbyus on Oct 12, 10 at 10:16am

    Sexy!!!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by mheron41 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:34am

    That's how I cook my breakfast...

  • 51 65
    Submitted by alliemcbeal on Oct 13, 10 at 3:42am

    Ah I love where I live <3vegas!

  • 41 47
    Submitted by idareu on Dec 26, 10 at 7:29pm

    Mmm yummy

  • 51 69
    Submitted by pinklemonade on Oct 12, 10 at 5:46pm

    Sausage and eggs, anyone????

  • 45 62
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 12, 10 at 10:32pm

    She had apparently already cooked his 'eggs'.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by valkyrievixen on Jun 1, 11 at 3:00pm

    If you don't. I will marry this guy

  • 52 95
    Submitted by niceman on Oct 12, 10 at 2:57pm

    You selfish cunt--just be glad he had a large dick and was nice enough to cook for you

    • 42 63
      Submitted by ajvbbyy on Oct 14, 10 at 8:42pm

      how the fuck are they being selfish? all it says is HOW he was making breakfast. not that they didnt want it. retard.

  • 14 24
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 26, 12 at 8:34am

    He was also getting ready to butter her toast.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by The775 on Oct 12, 10 at 4:25pm

    Yay Vegas