it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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