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  • 93 50
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:20pm

    As long as the kids weren't there at the time, and you clean up afterwards, I'm entirely fine with this.

  • 94 52
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 11:31am

    It sounds like the beginning of a Porno...Bang, Chicka, Bang Bang....

  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:50am

    707 what i live in the 707 what the hell better not be my kids desk

  • 70 60
    Submitted by mashbro on Feb 3, 10 at 11:10am

    hahahhahah :)

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:53pm

    He probs teaches first grade or somethin'! Fukin child molester!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Feb 3, 10 at 11:25am

    There's quite a few Soviet Russia jokes these days... But yeah, anyways, what was the teacher doing in his classroom in the night time? Parent-Teacher conferences? If that's the case, then the parent is puttin' in work for her kid!

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:04pm

    Be proud. Videotape it and show it to all of the parents

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 1:11pm

    Wait....Was it During Parent / Teacher Conference? Nice!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:27am

    No shit 11:20

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:04pm

    first

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:14am

    Thats the best day ever

  • 57 59
    Submitted by blinkairwaves182 on Feb 4, 10 at 11:00am

    i beg to differ. this is a fake one

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:55am

    .................. FOREVER.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:05am

    Hell yes

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:56am

    Dont worry 11:50 your kids safe... In my basement... In Soviet Russia - Soviet Russian 

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:20am

    He didn't hook up with a student.....

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:26pm

    Go 925!!! Hope you wipe up the juice Monday moring!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:51am

    Do Russian girls have big penises?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    Complete win

  • 48 52
    Submitted by kggvvbvvvvv on Mar 2, 10 at 3:55am

    One of my favorites.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:44pm

    In Soviet Russia, first grade desks massively shame students into deciding to WTF on you!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:49pm

    Leave the love stains on the desk and tell the kids it's paste ;)

    • 44 51
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:19pm

      And then realize that you picked the desk of the one kid in the class who likes to eat paste.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by bellsie on Feb 15, 10 at 2:35am

    Oh Dear God, she teaches in the MDUSD community. I think?

    • 48 54
      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am

      sadly she does....can't say it surprises me this isnt the first teacher thats had sex in the classroom and gotten away with it...damn unions

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:38am

    Lol wtf i live in the 925

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:13am

    In Soviet Russia first grade students hook up on you

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:14am

    In soviet russia desk hooks up on u

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:36am

    First graders aren't even old enough to know what a chode is

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:00pm

    925 is also Dublin, 707 is Vallejo, and north to the Oregon border!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by cheshire on Feb 3, 10 at 4:27pm

    Dude, I always knew there was something fucked up about the San Ramon school district.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    Hahahahahahaha

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:09am

    poor kid

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Baskerville on Jul 12, 10 at 7:54pm

    Sonoma County and your teacher friend, thank you. XD

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:33pm

    Laughing my ass off

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:09am

    poor kid

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:05am

    Get it!!

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:31am

    I would have thought it was a guy just cause 707 said "dude"...

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:31am

    Good for you New thing added to my list o things to do before I die :O

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:11pm

    2:19 is awesome

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:35am

     I yelled fucking take it bitch when I blew my load into your moms pussy... In soviet Russia

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:28pm

    wow

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:51am

    With a student?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:04am

    10:53 ur a fukin Idiot

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:11pm

    Fake

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:17am

    In soviet Russia, first grade teaches you - Soviet Russian 

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:47pm

    Sooo dirty!

  • 35 64
    Submitted by dinosaursaysrawr on Feb 4, 10 at 3:12am

    lol i love how everyone assumes the 925 in this text is a guy...that was me. i'm a girl. thaaanks guys

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:26am

    So glad my daughter is in 4th!!

    • 39 47
      Submitted by al69 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:46pm

      If teachers are willing to get frisky on 1st grader desks, then they'll have orgies on 4th grader desks

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:05am

    In Soviet Russia, I yelled "FUCK RUSSIA" before blowing up a nuke. It was because of the dumb Russia jokes going around.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:44pm

    oOo ur nasty lol

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:48am

    Wow Fallon, or the new school in the hills

  • 41 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:04am

    Damn, I'm 925 as well