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  • Submitted by zanzibar84 on Jan 20, 12 at 1:37pm

    Cause a wife would have left him on the counter.

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 20, 12 at 1:50pm

    Because she left the kitchen

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 20, 12 at 1:40pm

    That's adorable.

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 21, 12 at 6:52am

    Better put a ring on her finger you mother fucker

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    Submitted by polacke on Jan 20, 12 at 4:58pm

    because sometimes one can care too much, and the other one does not appreciate it. sad but true.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 12 at 10:04am

    Guys like this only realize how good their ex's were when they along gone, married and he is living in a small apartment after a night of clubbing; didn't take anyone home since the girls saw his bald spot.

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    Submitted by boood on Jan 20, 12 at 8:37pm

    Maybe that is why.

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    Submitted by EVERslckCHICK on Jan 21, 12 at 8:28am

    Ha! Sounds like my guy and me. Only he wakes up and mumbles "I wuv yooou sooo mucch baaabyy."

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    Submitted by Phys on Jan 20, 12 at 2:33pm

    Because he still likes sex?

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Aug 4, 13 at 11:24pm

    It's the flossing that seals the deal