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  • Submitted by caver95 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:04am

    They know.

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:59am

    i think they know that they're parking their cars in the same driveway IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

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      Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 10:00pm

      Sounds like it has spaces for two or three cars, if you get mine. ; )

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:34am

    I like how you specify "two different guys" so we wouldn't make the mistake that you were sleeping with two of the same guys.

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      Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 9:56pm

      Um, hello, otherwise it implies a threesome.

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        Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:53pm

        I still think she needs to make it a threesome. it would make life so much raiser for her lol

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    Submitted by Meyer_Lansky on Apr 6, 11 at 9:04am

    Perhaps you should stop being a whore?

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Apr 6, 11 at 9:52am

    @sparty: quit your yappin and go make me a sandwich.

  • Submitted by spartylmgirl on Apr 6, 11 at 9:35am

    It gets increasingly annoying to read comments jeering women for bring 'whores' and 'sluts' for cheating but see men being cheered and basically patted on the back. Either hate on everyone that cheats or cheer both of them.

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      Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 6, 11 at 12:29pm

      It gets increasingly annoying to hear womens liberation on a funny sight. Being a woman I would generally be all for it but I do firmly believe you can't make a ho into a house wife and that girls should be held to a different standard. So I will join in and say slut, slut, slut.

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        Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 9:52pm

        It's "site", not "sight", you ignorant slut. Stop judging and get an education.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 6, 11 at 1:03pm

      Thanks, Sparty, I'm glad someone else noticed. Keep standing up for women. I have no clue how sleeping with two men at the same time makes someone a slut. She's probably keeping it quiet for that very reason, though--so people don't think she's a slut.

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        Submitted by Taipan on Apr 6, 11 at 2:43pm

        Sparty, I think it's unacceptable when EITHER gender cheats and many on here agree. I don't see many comments w/ a lot of thumbs up that cheer for disloyal men. And monica, stop using feminism as a cover for who you really stand up for - sluts.

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        Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:52pm

        well she's hiding. it and they are neighbors. so yeah that kinda make her a slut.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 6, 11 at 3:11pm

      Bullshit. Your double standard theory is complete crap. Some 26000 texts from last night fail to support your claim.

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      Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:56pm

      there was no mention of her cheating she's just banging 2 guys and trying to hide it. no one can pat her back if they don't know.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:54pm

      actually, it's in your head. if you look on this site about dudes cheating you'll see that everyone is calling them douche bags. it bothers me when people get all up in arms about bias when they refuse to see two feet in front of them

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    Submitted by boxerdude on Apr 6, 11 at 11:50am

    @spartlmgirl don't worry. a bunch of barely pubescent 15 year old boys pretending to be manly women haters isn't very threatening when they still depend on their mommies to do their laundry and cook their meals.

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    Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 6, 11 at 1:09pm

    how the hell is she a 'ho'? It doesn't say she's dating either of them. What, you aren't allowed to sleep with two guys in the same period of time now? She's probably hiding it to avoid sexist judgment. Then again, we probably shouldn't make judgments about a random girl on a comedy site.

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    Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:22am

    since you are already doing them both make it a trio.

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    Submitted by tunechi on Apr 6, 11 at 9:13am

    I would say quit bein a Hoe!!

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Apr 6, 11 at 11:59pm

    @masturch. That's was hilarious. I'm sure u hit it right on the spot. Monica I'm a women and even I find u annoying and obnoxious!

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 6, 11 at 6:02pm

    WHOA! Will everyone just cool it. This is a site for fun. If you're gonna be funny, add a comment. If you're gonna write slut or ho, don't. But don't get pissed off by stupid comments, ignore them. And if your gonna fuck two guys then go for the spit roast. PHEW!

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    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 6, 11 at 3:49pm

    By curves I meant rolls. Taipan is another who takes himself far too seriously. I think you two should hook up and explore your insecurities.. maybe one of you will have the pleasure of orgasm for the first time.

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    Submitted by luckyjohnson13 on Apr 7, 11 at 8:32am

    She is not a slut or whore. Just needs to be honest. I could almost guess the guys would not even care.

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    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 6, 11 at 3:46pm

    Monica is a fat mischievous cake eating slut that likes to watch old romance comedies and lifetime movies while downing gallon buckets of chocolate ice cream. During the commercials she gets on textsfromlastnight to bitch about how women are treated unfairly when all she really wants is a big strong man to love her multiple curves.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:58pm

      im normally not one to endorse flaming, but hahahahahahaha well done

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      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 9, 11 at 12:19pm

      Wow! You focus on Monica a lot. A closet admirer, perhaps?

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        Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:28am

        (S)he is the ringleader of man-bashing femmies on this site, and has been for awhile now, n00b. Notice how my next comment is directed at Taipan, an all-around fun-deprived rimjob. I support monicas enjoyment of sexual freedom, but her feminism belongs nowhere near here. Slut shaming happens equally to both sides if you actually examine a plethora of texts, just as there are plenty of supporters. TL;DR? gtfo, n00b, I ben her weigh lohngr tahn u. u r so not rdy 4 tihs.

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    Submitted by savannahT84 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:12pm

    They know, they don't care, and they probably joke/talk about it

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      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Apr 6, 11 at 6:02pm

      I wish all women understood that men also talk to each other about everything, just with far less words and without giving a fuck.

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    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:34am

    These American Apparel ads make me want to slaughter an innocent puppy.

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:01am

    guy 1 sees OP: "hey i didnt know you were coming over today!"\nOP:"oh, im not its your neighbor's turn today you have tuesdays and thursdays remember?"

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 6, 11 at 7:22pm

    If it's legit then why does it need to be a secret? If on the other hand you're cheating, then you are a good for nothing disgraceful whore and deserve to be assraped to death.

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    Submitted by mcastle on Apr 15, 11 at 1:15pm

    umm who said this is a girl? Nowhere does it say that its a girl who is sleeping with two guys.

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    Submitted by destructo on Apr 7, 11 at 2:09am

    Wow monica, sounds like you need to douche your sandy vagina. I think it's making you a little cranky there sunshine.

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    Submitted by fxnswell on Apr 8, 11 at 4:49pm

    At least they're in different houses- try roommates! (in order for it to work one has to know so he can keep it from the other)

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    Submitted by Topanga053 on Apr 7, 11 at 6:59pm

    The double standards are sickening. If she's not cheating on them, who cares what she does? No ones calling them whores for having casual sex.

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      Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:30am

      Shouldn't you be blowing Cory somewhere?

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    Submitted by thejoker219 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:31am

    tell one of them...he will keep it a secret from the other one if the sex is good enough

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    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 6, 11 at 1:20pm

    F A K E

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    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:12am

    You gotta get rid of one of them honey.

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    Submitted by coolerf on Apr 6, 11 at 6:04pm

    I'm going to have to say that this girl is a whore, slut, and trash.\nI don't care what your excuse is!!!\nIf you have a key that opens any door then you call it a Master-Key\nIf you have a door that opens with any key, then that door sucks.\nWhich is the exact same as why a guy has sex with alot of women and he is awesome.\nAlso why if a women sleeps with alot of men she is a whore.

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      Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 6, 11 at 7:37pm

      i'm going to have to say go fuck yourself. yes. masturbate fiercely while you think of stupid metaphors. and your grandma's saggy tits.

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        Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:21pm

        Your just hard up because you know that its true.

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      Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 9:54pm

      2 is a lot?

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        Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:22pm

        Two is not a lot, however two at the same time and hiding it from them on the other hand is pretty nasty.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:00pm

      dude, you're making men look bad. as if miller lite commercials didnt do that enough already

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      Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:20pm

      I dont know, something about women standing up for other women that have sex with two people not only at the same time but who also live in close proximity to each other and are trying to keep it a secret tells me that maybe they need to reevaluate there position on this subject.

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        Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:33am

        You need to reevaluate how much you learned in that Dollar General-English class you obviously failed.