Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Oh god it's open bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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