My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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