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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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- (907): She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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- (518): I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
- (314): I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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