real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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