So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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