I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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