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  • Submitted by morningwood on Nov 29, 10 at 2:04pm

    Rick. Scott. Got. Handcuffed. In. The. Showers. With. Men.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 29, 10 at 1:53pm

    You. Are. Fucking. Retarded.

  • Submitted by RyanM on Nov 29, 10 at 3:13pm

    It's not all bad. At least you had one free hand to let the world know you're fucking retarded.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:17pm

      Haha, I like it!

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    Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 29, 10 at 1:55pm

    Damn, Michael Weston came after you. Don't mess with that guy.

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    Submitted by dinopete on Nov 29, 10 at 5:01pm

    Putting periods in between words in your text does not make them more entertaining. Loser.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:03pm

    That's why you carry a key

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 6:41pm

      Pussies thumbin' me down, again

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:41am

        I've come to realize that if people thumbs down you it's either because they wish they could have thought of it first and are jealous, or it's because they're pissed you thought of it first. Only two options.

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        Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 1:37am

        The only reason the key is MIA is clearly because kinky sex went south. Said partner took key and peaced out. I'm not sure how that would work, but it's clearly the only way a key is not in this persons possession.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:22am

          Nah, a handcuff key is a LRT. Freedom, baby.

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 30, 10 at 12:12am

    How do u comment on a comment?!

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:42am

      Like this. Dumbass.

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      Submitted by murph_the_smurf on Nov 30, 10 at 7:41pm

      you push reply you moron

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    Submitted by nukefarmer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:34pm

    Ah, I remember my first day on the force...

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:48pm

    Guess it would have help to come up with an easier safe word, as opposed to "supercalifragilisticixpyaladocious" huh. Hard to say that with a gimpball lodged in your mouth and a dildo in your ass!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 7:17pm

      ...especially if you need to spell it CORRECTLY

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    Submitted by robral on Dec 2, 10 at 8:32am

    Yet you Used. All. Caps. in your post. D. Bag.

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    Submitted by gingy36 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:22am

    so if you can still text why didnt you text for help?

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Nov 30, 10 at 2:17am

    this took entirely way too long to read

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    Submitted by thisGuy650 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:10am

    bondage? XD

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    Submitted by kakowa on Nov 30, 10 at 2:40pm

    Poorly exacuted joke it should have simply said\nHandcuffed to steering wheel\nSend help

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    Submitted by cbomblisse on Nov 29, 10 at 7:03pm

    Lol. Oh Tyler tx... Never fail to amuse me.

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Nov 29, 10 at 10:05pm

    I wanna know how this happened...

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 1:58pm

    You. Are. All. Fired!

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 3:34am

    @ kakwoa Nice!