Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I enjoy the company of your penis
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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