id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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