i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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