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  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:36pm
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    how can no one find you when your fat. furthermore if your alone who is going to go looking for you?

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:31am
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    this was me in college....wasted....

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:50pm
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    hahahahah 10:32 (2)....fail

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm
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    Firrrrst bitches!!!! Suck on that!!

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:50am
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    aww. Fake or not, someone needs a hug.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by woodenwalrus on Jun 29, 10 at 5:44pm
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    Crusts are the best part.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:44am
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    or actually I was 69. w00t!

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:35pm
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    Its good to have a plan

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:23am
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    this sounds like one of my EXes

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:00am
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    Wow G is soooo smart!! I had no idea!!

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:51pm
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    seriously? wtf kind of text is this? this is beyond stupid. And seriously OP get off you lazy ass and do something or don't bitch about people will find you when you dead.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:33pm
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    First first first!!!!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:50am
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    Fourteenth suck my clit

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm
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    

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:57pm
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    Ahhhh bitches I'm like 30th suck on thAt

  • 27 34
    Submitted by kittenlipd on May 25, 10 at 5:08pm
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    . Me chinese i eat rice.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:12am
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    does this explain to anyone how retarded the "i'm going to number my post" fad is? can we ban those now?

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm
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    first. never was first before. yeah.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:46am
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    That and belly button cheese.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:41pm
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    You tried to make my face pregnant.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:35am
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    G is a fucking cock and sucks big cock

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm
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  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:04pm
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    really? 10:59 why would you even bother putting 'first' dipshit. this is all ridiculous.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:17am
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    eat the crust, sad loser, and things might start looking up for you...

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03am
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    I only eat the crust..

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm
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    What's up with the haters I like this one. ... Fuck you guys

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:38pm
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    F**k I will die again with my pizza

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:42pm
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    I love pizza crusts

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:26am
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    First second fuck you all.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:59pm
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    Too bad these texts are written by writers and not actual texts that were submitted. Maybe you idiots will learn some day. -G

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:54pm
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    I will too... And unlike you... I don't deserve it

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm
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    Fail on the last four firsts. Fail fail fail fail. Are sayig you'll turn into a pile of pizza crusts?

  • 7 16
    Submitted by crazyredhead88 on May 8, 12 at 1:44am
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    Totally feel this one

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:41pm
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    this is pretty sad and pathetic but still kinda funny.. pizza crust.. lol