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  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:06pm

    Adults still talk about jacking off. You grow up.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:50pm

    dont you mean the sec was jacking off with playboy good?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:23am

    I agree with 5:51. A bunch of men and women masturbate even though they get laid regularly because if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself. Besides, a quick three minute jerk is a lot easier and save more time than having sex.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:32am

    I Jack off on my lunch break.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:28pm

    Doggy style sucks when you can smell the girls ass

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:44pm

    Did people seriously not get this? He means it was lame and boring

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:17pm

    Just jerk off this morning

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:07pm

    Yeah adult losers. Fucking assbags.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:51am

    Hell people, like you never EVER jack off oce after you've lost your virginity. Stop going on about "you don't jack off once you're in college". He could be referring to his experiences years ago when he's talking about jacking off for all u know. Or he just using an example. Grow up. I can't stand ppl who say "I can get laid. I don't jack off EVER anymore"

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:31pm

    I think :playboy" is the key word here. Its referencing the fact that playboy is softcore.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    who thinks jerking off is bad?

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:04pm

    Ok these r txts tht ppl thought were funny if u get offended by it that isn't this persons fault it's your fault for not growing up and freakking out about it

  • 52 66
    Submitted by deerslayer1578 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:57pm

    He'll yeah

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:12pm

    I think it's gross so fuck off. You people are losers

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:31am

    I worship Hugh Hefner. Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    In soviet Russia, playboy jacks off to you!

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:42pm

    Of course you jerked off this morning. Because you're a moron and you think it's a necessity. Drink bleach assbag

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:08pm

    Fucking porn addicted losers. Keep polluting the minds of yet another generation and spread your disease.

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:29am

    I'm thinking those who think this was a "good night" need someone to show them a good time in bed. Poor kids.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:51pm

    this must be about my ex-wife

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:10am

    obviously OP is still in high school... what self respecting guy in college NEEDS to jack off? even the nerds in the apartments across the hall from me get laid.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:44pm

    It's like sex with someone from Texas. -not Texan

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:23pm

    kinda like when u have to tell them "no teeth" repetitively

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:26am

    That's right 7:23. Sometimes I'd rather avoid the hassle of "the game", foreplay, and cuddling or avoidance of cuddling. All that takes a lot of effort.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:33pm

    Agreed. When u grow up you'll realize jacking off is unnecessary. But you're a dumb ass.

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:37pm

    Hey total douche bag, I make girls deep throat while thier sleeping after I go anal on them. top that

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:13pm

    I bet you won't be happy when your kids are as foul as you are.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:29pm

    That's when you tell the bitch to flip over. Can't mess up doggy style

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:15pm

    Who gives tht a thumbs up

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm

    Anyone else sick of hearing college kids talking about jacking off? Grow the fuck up.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by deerslayer1578 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:55pm

    Wene did I do that