im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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