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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:10am

    I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:33am

    just sharted reading this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:33pm

    OMG. Best text EVER!!

  • 94 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:00pm

    the best text on here by far! LOLLERCOASTERS!

  • 86 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:58pm

    Rofflecopter Lollypops XD

  • 82 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    hahahahaha funniest thing I have ever heard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:45pm

    This reminds me of a Denis Leary joke: "We went down to McLeary's last night and it was great! I shit my pants, and they gave me new pants!"

  • 86 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:27pm

    Laughed for 20 blocks at this one. Will probably laugh at random intervals for the next three days.

  • 82 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:04pm

    LOLOL!! at the text and at ROFFLECOPTER LOLLYPOPS!?!? Ridiculous. Thanks to both of u making my night.

  • 82 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:59am

    in tears!! omg.lmfao. r u single?

  • 75 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:11pm

    haha i think you might be one of my friends...

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:35pm

    This is so much like someone I know LMAO!!!!

  • 78 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:51am

    hahah, oh :( what a shame

  • 77 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:51pm

    This is what you call a gamble and a loss

  • 83 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 9:42pm

    This is a real text.

  • 81 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:32pm

    Guessed and lost. Classic

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:08am

    I made that mistake once...

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:23pm

    Man there are a lot of people on here who shit treir pants.

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 21, 11 at 4:32pm

    Lmaooooooo

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 3, 11 at 8:57pm

    Your parents must be very proud.

  • 21 30
    Submitted by 2jzstang on Apr 29, 12 at 2:47pm

    "The Stones were there man!"