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  • 79 53
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 11, 10 at 5:47pm

    Again?!

  • 79 67
    Submitted by textreader1 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:15pm

    Donald duck?

  • 71 52
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jun 12, 10 at 4:20pm

    Ke$ha; is that you?

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 2:35pm

    Eighty eight

  • 69 64
    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Jun 11, 10 at 6:20pm

    I hate texts like this. The ones that are like " I woke up with this, holding this, with this on me. It was a good night"

  • 56 40
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 12, 10 at 12:46am

    That could be fun.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by cazzo on Jun 11, 10 at 2:58pm

    You forgot to mention the ketchup was actually blood from your ass. Yeah remember you let gorilla fuck you in the ass.

    • 76 65
      Submitted by hobogal on Jun 11, 10 at 6:35pm

      Trying to block out life experiences by projecting them on to someone else?