Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Randomize