YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
you made out with another girl for some wings
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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