U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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