U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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