I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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