yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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