I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
is it fun? or sober?
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