I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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