You really coming over, don't trick.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize