We're facebook friends in real life
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rumble strips road head = magical
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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