That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I understand Curling. That high.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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