Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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