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  • 96 30
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 10, 11 at 2:35pm
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    ouch. sorry dude but when a Taco Bell run is better than having sex with you, you're going to have to step it up

  • 63 37
    Submitted by Bubula on Sep 10, 11 at 2:36pm
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    obviously you werent that good in bed if shes thinking of food.

  • 51 31
    Submitted by semma333 on Sep 10, 11 at 7:00pm
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    Mid hookup? That should've been the end, dude.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Sep 10, 11 at 3:20pm
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    You should have got TB beforehand. Gotta be on top of these things.

  • 45 36
    Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:05am
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    Why complain? That means no strings attached. She's got ZERO commitment.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 10, 11 at 2:54pm
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    neither of those comments are legit - love, girls

  • 37 32
    Submitted by amberisawesome on Sep 11, 11 at 3:12am
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    Priorities!

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Sep 11, 11 at 2:41am
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    Once your condom fell off because it was too big, her heart just wasnt into it

  • 39 42
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:15am
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    marry her

  • 30 25
    Submitted by niceman on Sep 16, 11 at 12:41am
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    1. Don't marry her. She is going to be fat. 2. Do anal BEFORE Taco Bell.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by ojg15 on Sep 12, 11 at 12:09am
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    Just tell her the truth, you finished 5 minutes ago..

  • 32 37
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 10, 11 at 6:52pm
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    Mid hookup? Who even says that.. Just say fuck, ffs

    • 34 29
      Submitted by wallaby on Sep 11, 11 at 9:07am
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      so does hookup mean sex in America? hooking up is kissing over here

  • 27 37
    Submitted by gusbud1 on Sep 12, 11 at 1:53pm
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    She probably wanted to stroke you off with a handful of refried beans.

  • 22 29
    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Sep 13, 11 at 7:48pm
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    There's a keeper.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 11, 11 at 11:36am
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    Obviously you fucked a fat ass